Dorian Gray does the walk of absolutely no shame whatsoever. Vanessa has awesome lingerie. Ethan declares his love for Brona. Sir Malcolm continues to be a creep. Caliban is totally Grumpy Cat.
Spider level: 0.
Possession level: Full-body spinning while levitating.
Reminder that next week I will be switching to Romance @ Random’s True Blood beat. I probably won’t write recaps for the last two Penny Dreadful episodes of the season, but I will be writing a big review/analysis piece when it’s all over on LettersFromTitan.com.